Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name is Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hansen.

This is the podcast that helps you live the more luxury life. Hello, Jonathan and I are here as ever to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, whatever your budget.

So welcome to another bonus episode, the luxury podcast, where William and I will trade tips and

stories from our own luxury lifestyles, as well as delving into our lovely great big mail sacks.

So, William, you had a good week?

I had a great weekend when I came round to your part of the world. Wow. We had fun, didn't we? We did have fun. All sorts went on. Not like that. But we had great fun. But I long awaited return visit, the prodigal pub goer. I came and visited your lovely pub. You did. You came to my local. I took you there.

I don't take very many people there. No. Only a select few. Yes. And you had the honour of being taken to my local. And I met the new landlady who's lovely. She is very nice. And the former landlady, Sharon. Yes. Sharon, she popped her head round. She was lovely. She greased me very warmly.

Did she?

Yeah.

Did she verbally abuse you?

She normally does it?

Well, like, she popped her head round. She was lovely. She greeted me very warmly. Did she? Yeah. Did she verbally abuse you? She normally does. Well, when I say she greeted me warmly, I mean, it's comparative to how Sharon greets most people, normally, I'd imagine. But no, she was very pleased to see me. Yeah. And she said I was looking very thin compared to the last time she saw me, which was a couple of years ago. She said, you know, she preferred me with a little bit more, you know. Yeah, I think she said you looked ill. She did. I think she suggested that. Something severely wrong with you. I said to show, and I didn't realize that, you know, you had strong opinions on how I looked and that you clearly fancied me with a bit more meat

on the bones and then she said she went no we don't can I do a vote I think I've done a voice

before yeah yeah yeah no we you and me we don't bat for the same team as you pointed out

we do yes yeah yeah Sharon's not a lesbian. No. No. Which then, can I then go on to then how this conversation then progressed? Why not? It's how we rock and roll in pubs. She then went, she thought about it after realizing. English pub banter. We did back for the same team. And I should just say everybody is listening in on this conversation.

The 10, 15 people that were there are all part of this. Oh yeah. Yeah. And then she goes,

I don't mind the gays.

Who I do have a problem with is the lesbians. Yeah, she's not a huge fan of the lesbians. No, and I, you know, you know me, I love a lesbian. Yeah. And I sort of leapt to the lesbians' defence. Of course you did. And I said, well, do you know many lesbians, Sharon? And she thought for a while. She couldn't think of any. And this, I then started to name a few. Yeah. Can I just start this by just mentioning, you do have to take everything that comes out at a Sharon's mouth with a pinch of salt. Yes. And I think she knows what she's doing. She does say quite a lot of things just to get an effect. Yes. And then we all, as a pub, I led a group discussion in Who's Your Favorite Lesbian?

Yes.

In the pub, which was nice.

It was hugely fun.

One of the pub goers went, tell you all I like, Catherine Tate.

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