Master Blaster and Alternate Etiquette Experts
The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
4.9 • 866 Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Jonathan's toying with the idea of having a Master Blaster installed, but its noise is anything but luxury! The boys also chat about workplace rudeness, binfluencers, and uncomfortable family meetings.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith. With me is William Hansen. This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 0:15.1 | Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, whatever your budget. |
| 0:20.9 | So welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury podcast where William and I will trade |
| 0:25.0 | tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles, as well as delving into our lovely great big |
| 0:30.5 | mail sacks. So William, you had a good week. Hasn't it been hot? Oh, it has been warm and |
| 0:36.1 | toasty, yes. I didn't sleep very well last night at all. Did you not? No, tossing, turning. It was a sticky night. Was it? It was. Lucky, oh, you. Yeah. To the point where, and I said I was going to do this last year, but then we moved in the sort of at the end of the summer. And now that we have space, I've ordered a summer,vet. Oh, four point. Four tog. Four point five. Couldn't find a fall. Everything's four. Okay. So maybe that's what mine is. I can't remember. So that's, that's coming tomorrow, I think. I think tonight's not going to be as warm, thankfully. So that's okay. But then we can sort of switch them out. |
| 1:11.2 | I'm very excited. |
| 1:12.5 | I don't really like a summer duvet very much because I like something a little bit more weighty on me. |
| 1:18.1 | I find that, oh, for goodness say, I just find that summer duvet is just too light. |
| 1:25.6 | So you wouldn't, like we previously just have a sheet. |
| 1:28.7 | No. |
| 1:29.2 | No, I don't like that. |
| 1:30.6 | I like my usual winter duvet with the air conditioning on. |
| 1:35.1 | We need to find a different hose for our air conditioning or a pipe because it broke in the move. |
| 1:39.5 | Oh no. |
| 1:40.5 | Oh, well you can get those. |
| 1:41.5 | They're just tumble dryer pipes, aren't they? |
| 1:43.1 | Oh, are they? I think those. They're just tumble dryer pipes, aren't they? Oh, are they? |
| 1:44.8 | I think so. |
| 1:45.9 | That just just slide in. |
| 1:47.1 | Yeah, probably. |
| 1:47.7 | Fine. |
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