Take That Trish!

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather claps back at herself bc the hormones are making her feel like a genetically modified chicken tender with a side of sassy dont-give-a-F#ck ranch. She takes your voicemails and realizes y'all are pretty much in the same boat. Love and Light!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:02.8	This podcast is brought to you by Will Moore Play.
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0:09.3	And you know, it's so funny.
0:10.4	I will run into y'all on the streets and you'll yell,
0:12.4	Terima Sue, bitch.
0:13.8	Because you know, that's our code phrase.
0:15.8	That's how I know you listen to podcasts.
0:17.7	And then you'll literally come up doing,
0:19.1	like, girl, remind me of what that,
0:20.8	what that ad is.
0:21.8	Remind me of what that discount code is for Will Moore Play.
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0:41.5	Pour it on a plant, pour it on yourself,
	...

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