Raymond Padilla Wellness Check

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Heather catches up with friend and OG podcast guest Raymond Padilla! They discuss Ray's recent move to New York (spoiler: its been a bumpy ride) and how he is living his "gay ass truth".

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at this same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.6	Ladies and gentlemen, you are obsessed with him as much as I am. He's my right-hand man.
0:22.0	He's my man of honor for the wedding that will never happen. But we're doing a wellness check-on
0:27.1	Raymond Padilla because I honestly and truly am concerned. Just as concerned as you are,
0:31.8	y'all have sent me the bat signals. I've heard your cry. So without further ado,
0:37.2	live from New York, let's do a wellness check on my dearest and greatest friend Raymond Padilla.
0:42.2	How are you, honey? I mean, I guess I have to answer not well.
0:46.8	Right. Because you're not. Because you're not.
0:48.9	Because you're not here in New York. Okay. So let's just backtrack for a couple of people. You are
0:54.7	born and raised California King pillar of the Asian community pillar of many communities.
1:00.1	I don't think that I emphasize it enough. But I've been carrying the weight of many
1:05.5	worlds on my shoulders. Many communities pillar of the Asian community Latin X homosexual.
1:09.6	Yes. That people, you know, just all of the above. Yes. Men who decided to get highlights in their hair.
1:16.4	I was just going to say people who are losing their hair follicles because I have done that.
1:19.9	But because you know what, if this quarantine doesn't end, I won't have any hair anymore.
1:23.7	I literally went to go get my hair cut by somebody here in New York, not Kiki, just because she's in
1:28.5	LA like a while back and he was like, I mean, you look great as a blonde, but like you can either be
1:32.8	blonde or you can have hair. You can have both. And that the fucking truth right there.
1:38.0	And I was like, wow, Michael. Okay. Wait a crush. A girl spirit when she's literally living through
1:44.2	the worst time of her life. Also, maybe trying to have her homosexual truth only for you to tell me
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