What's up everyone? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos. Today we have a great guest, a good friend. He's brought a man with him who looks like the game.

Moa Amher from the hit show Moa. We have Tampitoni sitting on camera with no microphone, my USA jacket and half drank cup of coffee with the state of the art compression socks.

You have me, Chris Stefano, aka Chrissy chaos. He's sitting there with wearing new balance sneakers and a new balance shirt even though they don't sponsor me and I don't know why I'm dressed like team new balance, but I am.

And then we have our guest who's wearing a beautiful canary yellow shirt whose hair plugs are on fleek today, who looks like he's put on about 15 pounds of pure beefy muscle right in time for pride month, fleet week, July 4th.

We are ready. It's a white boy summer. Mateo Lane folks. Hey, hey, Mateo. Her plugs do look good. No, first of all, let me tell you it looks good or it's just getting thick. No, I'm happy that I just have hair. Well, you're getting thick literally from head to toe. You have you have the thick hair and now you've put on a great deal of muscle and you look good and tell us how you did it. So I hired a trainer's name is Diamond Bale. He's from Australia. He's one of these people that looks scary and like he's going to eat rocks, but he's very good.

Australian and like that's a political conversation with Damon. I'll be like, Hey, Damon, how is your week and be like, I think my dog is sick and I'm really upset about it. He's so cute, but he I see him five days a week. Okay, he wrote my diet. So I have my meals shipped to me frozen. Okay, just stay on. I was bulk in between December and maybe beginning of April. Right.

I'm not my special. I'm looking at myself like, I'm now I'm like shredding down. Oh, what on your special, you thought you look too big or too skinny too big too big, not too big like muscular. I was a little soft looking. I was like, that's all right. I was just bulking. No, you go. So now you're in a phase where you're going from the bulk to the shred. Yeah. Nice. And now it what do you guys use in the gay community? Do you still use poppers for that? No, that's for anal usually. God. Okay. Bees in the bees later. Yes. Yeah. Poppers are great. I love poppers. I love poppers. I love poppers. I love poppers. I love poppers. I love poppers. I love poppers. I love poppers. I love poppers. I love poppers. I love poppers. I love poppers. I love poppers. I love poppers. I love

poppers. Yeah, my dad loves poppers as well. Have you done poppers before? Dad, you don't have a microphone. So just speak it to Mateo's microphone. You want to pop? I know it's my grand doors. You're going to be pop pop. She goes. You pop pop. Right. Yes. I just want to be clear. My my children, his granddaughters are not on poppers. They just like a bottle of rush today. So I could see this. No, this he won. I told him we're doing a pride episode and he put on a USA jacket because he, you know, we're all we're all one. We're all one. We're all one, baby. Now here's the thing. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say,

I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, okay I'm going to say.. still playing around. But I'm going to say, I wasn't going to say it. I was telling him, I was going to say, I want to get ready to play. I said, Oh my god. I didn't say that, I was like, hey that's funny. Yeah. I'm going to give you a moment. Yeah. We're going to say it. You don't have to put this skills on the

about Mateo Lane is one, he has, you have synesthesia, right?

He's synesthesia.

So what that is for the folks at home that don't know

on Mateo, you can correct me if I'm wrong.

What it is is you see numbers and shapes

and music notes in colors, which I personally think

is probably one of the gayer conditions I've ever heard of,

which is seeing things in colors is designed for a gay man.

And I think personally, and I've been talking about this a lot now,

is I think with our country being so divided as it is,

I really do think we should have different presidents

for our different groups.

And I want to nominate you or you would have my full backing

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