One Last Ride With The Homeless Pimp

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Chris gives a farewell show Homeless Pimp and the two look back on some of their favorite moments all while celebrating July 4th! Pimp tells some stories about taking photos of Post Malone, Kanye West and Cardi B and Chris has Pimp go deep on some of his favorite pics. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Gametime.co code chaos bluechew.com code chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos. Happy 4th of July. My absolute
0:17.2	favorite holiday. I'm so happy that it's so close to June 15th to celebrations of freedom, baby.
0:22.7	Back to back. I love it today is a day of celebration today. Not only are we celebrating America's
0:30.1	independence from the British tyrants from the disgusting British who tried to hold us down,
0:35.9	but they could not hold us down because it is very hard to hold down in America because we are
0:40.1	by far the fastest country on the planet. It is also a day of celebration because today is the final
0:47.3	episode of Mr. Michael Avin, the homeless Pimp. It is his final day here being the producer and
0:57.2	the cameraman, the behind the scenes guy, the second butchic of Chrissy chaos, me being the other
1:06.2	butchic, Pimp being the left butchic, me being the right butchic of Chrissy chaos, Pimp will still be on
1:14.5	at hay babe, but Chrissy chaos. He is now blossomed out of and he is moving on and it is a celebration.
1:21.7	It rather than being sad and upset, we're going to do this like a Jamaican funeral. We're going to be
1:27.8	happy about the life that we had with him as opposed to being sad about the death. So with no further
1:36.0	ado, I'd like to welcome for actually the very first time as a full guest on YouTube, Mr. Michael
1:43.1	Avin, aka the homeless Pimp is here. Thanks for having me, man. It was an honor.
1:48.0	Welcome to be your butchic. I mean, buddy, let me tell you something. So I want to do today what I
1:52.7	wanted to do is while you guys are deep-throding your hot dogs, having your burgers, enjoying it with,
1:59.6	I hope you're enjoying your hot dogs and your burgers with some Deets and Wants and Mustard as we
2:03.6	all will. But I wanted to rather than I wanted to go over with the people kind of reminisce. I
2:10.6	was just be like, we're hanging out, having a good time and I wanted to reminisce about the times
2:15.6	we had. So the first order of business is I got a bag of salad as we know Pimp loves and a
2:22.5	Heineken, my friend. Nice. A non-alcoholic Heineken. Yes, a non-alcoholic Heineken. Yes, I don't know. Yes,
2:28.5	that Venetia fucked up. I asked Vita get Heineken and a bag of salad and we got some non-alcohol,
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