Swift Kick with a Frozen Boot

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Iliza helps multiple listeners with questions involving boots and responds to a theory on Tian Fu's toy hoarding.

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0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram
0:11.3	Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them! We'll read them!
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You ask me!
0:27.0	Ask your image! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
0:33.0	I'm so jealous of your bottom of the cob. I've got a real easy one. I mean I had to
0:38.2	top your last week's top of the cob. Oh man! Oh! Ashes to ashes! That's a... that's a
0:46.6	tip. That's dark. Well folks you have to wait. I know a real, a real... You have to wait for this
0:52.0	bummer of a surprise. I was talking to my mom and I was just like you know I just feel like
0:58.2	yeah when you put the phone down and you go outside like the sun is shining and there's
1:02.0	like a couple birds when it feels fine but it really does feel bad and I know that like every generation
1:07.8	thinks it's over like oh our gender really gets this never been worse than it is. So I was like
1:13.2	looking at my mom for some comfort she's like this is the worst it's ever been. She's like this is
1:17.9	really bad. So we're here to cheer you up. Our country has lost its mind like you don't want to
1:24.6	wear a mask fine but ripping a mask off someone else and if you turn this off because of that you
1:29.8	might just be part of the problem. People are just nobody cares about science and sadly like COVID is
1:37.4	here to stay. It's like a bummer of a thing to say but it's true and like this is how the rest of
1:41.3	our lives are going to be. I caught the end of World War Z yesterday and I was like seems accurate
1:46.6	seems more like a futuristic documentary than anything else. If you really watch contagion
1:53.8	it's tough. I had actually weirdly when COVID first started I got some messages because I'd
1:59.6	done an episode on contagion a few months prior. What do you listen this has seen contagion just
2:04.2	you. It's such a good movie but it's so like date night movie yeah we're going to thought
2:10.6	you're like foam coming out of her mouth and she started the pandemic because she ate something
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