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Ask Iliza Anything

Killer Name, Bro

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Iliza weighs in on a 911 dispatcher's fork in the road and a disrespected son, plus shares a very special Top of the Cobb.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram

0:11.3

Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me!

0:26.9

Ask your image! Help! Help! Help! Help!

0:32.9

Would you consider yourself a regular person? As a human or a bowel movement?

0:39.1

B bowel movements obviously. Are you regular? No. No? I could see that. Like once a week

0:46.9

I take a power dump. Blast it out! Save it up! Save it! Yeah well I'm pretty regular but I will say this

0:59.3

I find that like in the morning I get up at my coffee I don't have to use the restroom until it's like

1:05.3

you have a conference call and then it's always like bottoming out like a minute before I'm like I just

1:10.9

need a moment anytime someone's two minutes late to a call it's because they were taken a dump

1:15.6

but you you accuse people always of being taking dumps on on every phone call and video call

1:23.3

yeah people are taking dumps and acting like no one's doing it I'm glad you're shedding light on

1:30.9

this. Power Diaria. I think it's funny I'm just trying to make a lot of noise. Why do you think

1:35.7

everybody has to hear it? Maybe some of them are taking nice normal. Yeah! It's not as you're going to

1:40.5

get diarrhea. Do you remember that chart about like isn't it Oprah that says it just look like a banana?

1:45.7

Oh my boy. John Foulee accidentally gave her some miso paste once she had diarrhea. Now we

1:53.0

remember that she gets no more miso. More diarrhea. All right okay some of you were eating

2:00.9

some of you are on your way to work some of you are just listening we get a lot of feedback about

2:04.5

when people listen to the pod during lovemaking a lot of people listen on the way to work or the

2:09.4

hate their job and this is the thing power in your day so I hope that little uh oh to diarrhea

2:14.2

made you laugh whatever. We don't really play with a knife while we were recording. It's not a

2:19.0

knife and it's it's an exacto knife that you just pulled out. Why are you so weird about the fact

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