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Ask Iliza Anything

Mail-Order Husband

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Iliza is flabbergasted by one listener's accent accident and thrilled by another's tale of triumph over treachery.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me, ask a Liza anything it's time to ask.

0:07.0

Ask me on your question.

0:09.0

Leave them in the Instagram comments section.

0:13.0

Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook.

0:17.0

We'll see them. We'll read them.

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers. You know it. I've got it.

0:23.0

I've got the answers. The answers. You ask me.

0:27.0

Ask a Liza.

0:30.0

Ask a Liza.

0:33.0

Unpopular opinion, but I think almost no one makes good desserts except for the French.

0:42.0

And you can't say that because then people are like, that's racist.

0:46.0

If I'm like, I don't love Chinese desserts.

0:49.0

When you say something's racist, I'm talking all you Gen Z, like woke orders out there.

0:54.0

Racist means you're like one racist superior specifically like white, but whatever.

0:58.0

One racist superior to another.

1:01.0

Me saying I don't love Chinese desserts is not hatred.

1:05.0

I also don't love Jewish desserts like whatever.

1:08.0

You, you equally, it seems just dislike desserts.

1:12.0

I like a dessert. I like sweets. I just think you go to Chinese restaurant.

1:16.0

No, you're like, okay, I'll have a scoop of green tea ice cream.

1:20.0

You know, for the most part, you know, red bean ice cream.

1:23.0

But you don't like seek that out.

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