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Bitch Bible

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Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.614.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Jackie is struggling in the final moments of her pregnancy. She recaps the final Vanderpump Rules reunion, her most recent parking lot verbal altercation and channels Bethenny Frankel in a very off brand moment of sharing her current favorite things! Cue the anal leakage.

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a deer media production.

0:15.5

Good morning everybody. This is take two of the Vitch Rival Podcasts, June 14.

0:20.0

Okay. So I recorded an episode a couple days ago and mind you, I have very minimal recording

0:26.3

hours because I have people at my house from 7 a.m. to about 9 p.m., 7 days a week.

0:32.1

So I have to just kind of, you know, get it in when I can get it in. And I recorded an episode that was,

0:39.8

I mean, for lack of better words, complete fucking garbage, not in the sense that it was like

0:45.7

two unhinged, I wish. It was like the saddest display of phoning it in. And I felt it as I was

0:53.4

recording it. I felt like I was dying inside. And then I listened back and I was so upset with

0:59.0

myself and disappointed in myself that I had a good cry. And then I scrapped the thing. And now

1:04.2

she's back in the saddle at it again. Take two. Let's go girls. Let's go girls. I want to kill

1:13.0

someone. Anyone. I am tired. I am irrational. I am irritated. I am.

1:26.0

I'm just, and also it's the weirdest thing because I'm so ragy, but I'm so fucking depleted as a

1:33.0

human that I can't properly channel my inner turmoil, which is a very odd feeling. It's one

1:40.7

that I've never had before, but I'm going to try. I'm going to, I'm going to get all jazzed up and

1:45.3

just lighter rip. So I had my baby shower this weekend. I was someone that did not really want

1:52.0

a baby shower. I, I, I didn't, I don't know. Baby showers are weird. I felt weird registering for

1:58.0

shit, being like, can you buy me a $700 like car seat base? Then I need like four of them.

2:03.3

Um, the whole thing is so awkward. I feel like I'm having a bit of a out of body pregnancy

2:10.8

cosplay experience. And I've got like three and a half weeks on the clock. And it's, I just

2:17.4

am going through the motions at this point. I'm not like in a long, like cap sleeve prairie dress,

2:23.7

like, you know, washing bottles, like looking at the window, listening to Colby Calle. I'm like,

2:29.7

are we sure? I had requested for said baby shower in abortion themed sore, if you will,

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