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Good morning everybody and you know what?

Happy Pride Gays!

This episode is for you because it's Pride Day or month or week.

Every day is Pride Day in my book.

Remember when I said Faggot 8 times last month and got zero backlash?

That's because I'm a motherfucking ally tried and true baby.

And I identify as a gay man, so this one's for the girls.

I actually prefer the homosexuals to heterosexuals.

And anyone that doesn't is stupid and or dealing with repressed homosexuality

and wants a winner up their butthole.

Big time!

So I'm waving a proverbial rainbow flag during the entirety of this episode.

One for three, LBGTQIA+.

Forever your girl, Jackie.

Speaking of winners up buttholes, you may want to give that a go.

Otherwise you may get pregnant and find yourself washing and folding swaddles all

morning like I did.

Um, okay how do I say this without sounding like a overprivileged white cut?

I can't so I'm just going to lean in.

I don't want to assume the role as a beacon of maternal energy but let me just say this, okay?

And once again, unlikeable but true trigger warning.

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