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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2024
⏱️ 147 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired September 18, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Things that are better while you're drunk. Everything you've ever wanted to know about airline underwear policy.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half-fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air conditioning. |
| 0:04.6 | Standard Heating and Air is looking for an accounting administrator and customer service representatives |
| 0:09.4 | to join their team. Learn more at Standard heating. dot com slash careers today. |
| 0:14.0 | The 93X Half-ass Morning Show. |
| 0:17.0 | 93. |
| 0:19.0 | Earth. |
| 0:20.0 | Uh-oh. |
| 0:21.0 | Guess what day it is. |
| 0:22.0 | Guess what day it is! Guess what day it is! |
| 0:24.0 | Today is Wednesday. |
| 0:25.0 | What? |
| 0:26.0 | National. |
| 0:27.0 | Cheesburger. |
| 0:28.0 | What? |
| 0:30.0 | When you say we grab a couple of burgers and start paving? |
| 0:31.0 | I gave up burgers lately. |
| 0:32.0 | Fell sorry, but? You can't talk, but... |
| 0:33.0 | That's crazy talk, man. |
| 0:34.0 | You heard what the man, too. |
| 0:35.0 | Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. |
| 0:37.0 | Can I take you order? |
| 0:39.0 | They're McDonald's. |
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