Half-Head Morning Show

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7 • 972 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2024

⏱️ 158 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired September 19, 2024: Pet nups. What is a simp? Everything you've ever wanted to know about who the Detroit Tigers end their season against.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half- Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air conditioning.
0:04.6	Standard Heating and Air is looking for an accounting administrator and customer service representatives
0:09.4	to join their team. Learn more at Standard heating. dot com slash careers today.
0:14.0	The 93X Half-AS morning show.
0:17.0	90.
0:18.0	3.
0:20.0	Good morning friends.
0:22.0	Everyone gather round.
0:23.0	What day is it? It's Thursday.
0:24.0	Welcome to the show.
0:25.0	Crispy Kreme has partnered with Dr. Pepper for a new roster of donuts.
0:29.0	Of course these brands have worked together before on their previous collab, diabetes.
0:34.0	According to a new report, West Virginia is the top state in the country for marriage longevity.
0:39.0	Because most couples in West Virginia share a lot in common, including DNA.
0:43.0	A lawsuit was filed this week against the makers of Trojan condoms that claims their products
0:48.1	are not safe because they contain forever chemicals.
0:51.2	Wow, so whether you use them or not,
0:53.6	you're gonna have something forever.
0:55.5	It's Showtime. Kind of fricking acid trip are we on here. I kind of like it. It's like a combo between jock rocks and
1:18.0	Scrillics. Yeah, exactly. Ah, you cold-blooded bastards!
1:23.0	What more do they want from us, Josh?
1:26.0	It's Thursday morning, and you find yourself tuned into the 93X-half-ass
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