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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Nick's 53rd Birthday Broadcast

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2024

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired September 17, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles. Talking Twins with Dick Bremer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about who needs a license to ill.

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The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air conditioning.

0:04.6

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0:09.4

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0:14.0

The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.

0:17.0

90.

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90.

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3 Earth.

0:20.0

Hey Nick, how you doing?

0:21.0

Out here.

0:22.0

I know you're super busy. You got a lot going on. Hey Nick, how you doing? Al here.

0:23.0

I know you're super busy, you got a lot going on.

0:25.0

There's something I've been meaning to tell you, and I'm afraid it just can't wait any longer.

0:29.0

Happy Birthday to you!

0:32.0

Happy Birthday to you

0:36.2

you happy birthday to you happy birthday, to you. I'm at a happy birthday to you.

0:50.0

I'm at that age when you have have a birthday everybody cheers you up it's your

0:55.5

birthday you're supposed to be happy anyway and they're like why are you sad

0:58.8

birthday boy why are you sad birthday boy right and I'm like because my dreams are dead and they're like what do you mean your dreams are dead no they're not and you can still achieve him age is just a number I'm like you're right it is oh my gosh that's a genius statement. Wow thank you for that

1:14.8

knowledge that's science age is just a number and if you look at it like that then do

1:20.0

you know what death is just letters?

1:22.1

Ha hah a Do you know what death is? Just letters. I turned 29 recently at the worst birthday ever. I got into a car accident.

1:27.0

On my 29th birthday, it sucked. I was in South Carolina. What really sucked about is I was in the car with three strange women and I think I had a good shot at the one that was in the back seat with me

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