Stories From The Pool, Yachts, Cupcakes | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-17-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about stories from the pool, yacht people, and cupcakes.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast. And I'm just checking in on you. Ooh, how's it going? Oh, Billy's 80s comedy. I'm going to do some 80s comedy today. I'm on vacation. Just wrapped it up on my way back. Um, and I got some 80s comedy |
| 0:25.7 | for you. All right. Here's one for you. When your wife goes, when you walk by and you see somebody |
| 0:30.9 | taking a picture of their wife, don't be that guy goes, do you both want to be in it? Can I take the picture? |
| 0:38.9 | Don't fucking do that. |
| 0:41.1 | Mind your own fucking business. |
| 0:44.5 | I just went from fucking one series of photos to now two. |
| 0:48.2 | You just doubled that moment in my life. |
| 0:50.7 | You cunt. |
| 0:51.2 | I understand if a woman does it. |
| 0:53.5 | I understand if a woman does it. But as a fucking man, |
| 0:56.8 | as a fucking man, you don't do that. Hey, do you want me to fucking, no, I want you to fucking mind your |
| 1:02.2 | own business. I want you to shut your fucking face. The fuck are you trying, what are you trying |
| 1:10.0 | to do? Get a good Samaritan award? |
| 1:12.9 | Get out. |
| 1:13.4 | I don't even know if you're good at taking, |
| 1:14.4 | and then the picture always sucks. |
| 1:18.2 | What are you, a fan of romance? |
| 1:23.1 | Go read a novel and stick your toes in the stand. |
| 1:25.9 | Get the fuck out of this selfie moment that I just want to, you know, you know, it's funny. Had some British guy come up to me. He's like, right, mate. You barely, I'm a big fan, mate. I don't want to bother you. I don't want to bother you. And he's fucking talking to me. I know you're eating. I don't want to bother you. I don't want to be this guy. Well, you just did all of that. |
| 1:47.2 | So what are we doing here? And he goes, well, what? Can I get a quick picky? Called it a picky. I ended up liking the guy. |
| 1:47.1 | Once he said picky, I'm like, I like, I like this guy. |
| 1:49.1 | I said, what's off to him at the pool? |
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