Milan, Hotel Light Controls, Puking | Monday Morning Podcast 7-21-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 July 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about scootering in Milan, hotel light controls, and puking stories.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, |
| 0:06.8 | 2025. What's going on? How are you? How's it going on? Geez, what are you doing? Are you doing |
| 0:14.8 | what everybody's doing right now? Is that what you're doing? Are you just listening to the information that you agree with rather than all of the information? |
| 0:26.6 | That's what people do. |
| 0:27.8 | It's what I do. |
| 0:28.4 | It's what everybody does. |
| 0:29.8 | I don't want to hear that. |
| 0:31.5 | I want to hear this. |
| 0:33.3 | I like this. |
| 0:34.5 | I don't like that. |
| 0:35.4 | If I listen to this, it makes me feel like I'm right. Then I feel like I have this. I don't like that. If I listen to this, it makes me feel like I'm right. |
| 0:39.6 | Then I feel like I have control. |
| 0:42.4 | I don't like what you say. |
| 0:43.8 | I don't like the that. |
| 0:45.6 | What if I was to tell you that the answer is this and that? |
| 0:50.8 | How about it's everybody's right? |
| 0:52.6 | And if you put it all together, then you get the fucking truth rather than just fucking leaning. |
| 0:59.5 | You know, I saw this woman the other, to one side of the other. |
| 1:01.7 | I saw this woman the other day and she was fucking showing the claws of lions while they were sort of snoozing. |
| 1:10.5 | I don't know where she was. |
| 1:11.4 | There was no context on how she became bros, you know, and besties with the male and female |
| 1:18.5 | lions. But they were just sort of like, you know, chilling. And she's going, look at this. |
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