Hotel Waffles, London, Kryptonite | Monday Morning Podcast 7-14-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 14 July 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Bill rambles about hotel waffles, London, and Kryptonite.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:02.3 | It's Bill Byron. |
| 0:03.1 | It's time for the Monday morning podcast. |
| 0:05.3 | For Monday, July 14th, what's going on? |
| 0:09.8 | Hawaii. |
| 0:12.5 | How's it going? |
| 0:13.7 | Oh, Jesus Christ. |
| 0:16.3 | I don't want to fucking do this. |
| 0:20.7 | I don't have to fucking do this um i don't what the i don't have anything of significance to talk about |
| 0:27.3 | throughout the entire history of this podcast um i'm staying at the airport i I'm at the fucking airport. |
| 0:40.1 | You know what's funny is whenever you stay at the air, |
| 0:42.7 | like whenever I stay at a hotel at the airport, |
| 0:46.6 | or whenever I see a hotel at the airport, |
| 0:49.0 | I go, that's the way to fucking do it. |
| 0:54.0 | So then the stress of making your flight is gone. |
| 0:59.2 | Because you just grab your bags, you go downstairs, and then you're at the airport. |
| 1:07.1 | There's no travel. |
| 1:09.2 | We get it, Bill. |
| 1:10.0 | You're staying at the airport. |
| 1:11.2 | All right, you know. |
| 1:12.5 | Trying to paint a picture. |
| 1:16.5 | It is a little jarring, though. |
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