This week Jackie is croonin' like Chris Martin, MJ is begging for some 'llatin and Holden returns! Oasis is performing together again (for now), we're traveling back 1000 years (in pop culture time, that is) because the CEO cheatin' video dropped MOMENTS after they recorded last week's "Second Helpings", but boy does the video never lose it's KICK! Everyone agrees a Katy Perry concert is the best place to steal kisses 'cause everyone's gonna be distracted by trying to not be crushed to death by the fallin' flyin' sky bug thing she rides over the crowd in, and it's a bad time for props 'cause Beyonce almost committed her own mass murder-suicide by flying over the audience in a car that started to have that Detroit lean in the sky! Holden is called out for his rudeness, and everyone please let Lexi know what they're stuck with when she leaves, and then Holden tries to deflect by revealing LIVE (at least to them) that Ozzy Osbourne has passed, RIP Hell just got another demon. Jackie wants to talk about the Reylo fanfic birthed "The Love Hypothesis" 'cause it's bein' turned into a movie with Lili Reinhart and Tom (master)Bateman, Daisy Ridley's husband IRL. A man in NY experienced a literal (Like, literal) "Final Destination" death involving an MRI machine, Katy Perry's havin' a bad time, but just remember she tried to STEAL A HOME FROM NUNS! The Orwellian state of the world has lead to the creation of Tyler, The Creator's newest album 'Don't Tap The Glass', the demise of public dancing, AND the ~secret family~, Holden channeled his inner 'Night Horse' and had 11pm pasta before he started his Goonin'! Then a horrifying list of '13 Near-Fatal Moments That Almost Ended These Celebs' Lives 4EEEVAAAAAAA', Blindz that'll make ya do a DOUBLE TAKE, and Jackie's Snackies Starts at 1:06:45.186 with an MJ's Munchie Minute at 1:14:08.174, and ends at 1:18:39.349!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast