Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 215

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom is joined by comedian Stavros Halkias who's here to make the bear cave fat again! They talk about Greece, mafia movies, fat guy math, doing comedy specials in Austin and foreign family members. Tom shares some discoveries about his family history and the duo bond over their appreciation of steaks and dogs, before searching for a new Religious wife for Stavros!

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0:00.0	The world is in peril. It's chaos everywhere. We're not covering any of it because we're too stupid.
0:08.5	You're black, right? Right. Allegedly.
0:11.5	Robert Paul Champagne. Oh, Paul, Champagne.
0:13.0	Ugh!
0:14.0	What it takes for rapt to join pickleball is for Michael Jordan to make some Jordan for pickleball.
0:18.0	Look at Christmas you guys.
0:19.0	You sound like every gay in Manhattan.
0:22.0	I feel gay.
0:22.6	We try it out.
0:23.3	Are washcloths for the pores?
0:26.2	How much is it gonna hurt again?
0:27.8	No!
0:30.8	Oh, what is going on? ever heard of the Pulitzer Prize we sure haven't go to YMage
0:39.0	studios to get your tickets right now guys Guys, it is on.
0:44.0	We have added a show at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on Friday, February 9th at 9 PM,
0:52.1	Bert Kreischer and I, we're tearing it up we have a show Saturday
0:56.0	that show is rolling so we added a Friday show. We got so many texts from
0:59.5	athletes and an mama fighters saying they couldn't make Saturday were like you know what
1:04.1	let's do another night pre-sale tickets are live today 7 a.m. Pacific Coast time
1:09.8	use the code bears and the on sale will begin December 15th at 10 a.m. Get your tickets right now
1:16.8	You are not gonna win miss this to want to miss this Tom and I never get to go out and perform together. We are both going to be going up banging it out
1:24.4	and it's going to be a party. Burt.com, Tom Seguro.com, get your tickets right now.
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