Charitable Endeavors | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 216

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert shares some phone sex tips from his private FaceTime sessions. They try out some new lip stuff that was gifted to Bert from the Philadelphia Flyers. Bert also introduces Tom to the Roast Beef Challenge. Tom and Bert then talk about their experiences at some recent basketball games and a UFC fight, before getting into their latest charitable endeavor involving Habitat for Humanity. They also get into Florida stuff, the trouble Diddy has gotten into, the It Is What It Is podcast, the drug of fame, and an update on the ongoing rivalry with the Kelce brothers!

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0:00.0	Hey Tom. Thanks for coming. Do you use a washcloth? No. Come on the face. Is it good for the skin?
0:08.0	Absolutely not. If it gets to the point where I have to take a shit on this thing,
0:11.3	I'm hoping it explodes.
0:12.8	That's Freak City.
0:14.0	Specifically for cleaning the ass.
0:16.0	I never thought of that.
0:17.0	Piss on me, beat me.
0:18.2	If I were this to wake up my children,
0:20.5	it would be immediate therapy.
0:23.0	A lot of men doing it is nothing to be ashamed of.
0:25.0	This is awesome.
0:26.0	What is awesome?
0:27.0	I'm gonna fucking hear.
0:28.0	P.
0:29.0	This is going to push you something.
0:31.0	Have you done some non-consensual ass play?
0:34.0	So the whole family share one bar or so?
0:35.6	Yeah, and you would put it in your ass.
0:37.2	That's disgusting.
0:38.2	Interesting.
0:39.2	It's hard for me to not believe that racism's not involved with this.
0:41.6	And I'm not long, I'm here.
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