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Stiff Socks

Squirters on the Top Bunk

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2020

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

The boys streamed live on Patreon to answer all of your questions - everything from  Michael's celibacy to Halloween costumes to purchases they regret and even some advice for a listener that needed help breaking up with her prisoner penpal fiance. HUH?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The My Neighbors Yes

0:02.4

Dog this weekend. I mean they they have animalistic sex and I'm on board

0:06.7

I go yeah good for you guys I love it. I'm on the wall scratch the sniff bro

0:11.9

Who's the first to do a scratch the sniff sneaker?

0:14.2

What oh fuckers? Sticker sticker. Yeah, yeah pedophiles

0:18.4

Smell this banana what is it a small banana? Listen, so they were fucking and usually I'm on board

0:25.4

It was like 5 30 almost six in the morning. Oh, am am

0:30.2

Going at it. I'm talking about I was I was almost gonna go over not going to work like can I help y'all come

0:37.6

Someone come it's been 40 minutes. That's so funny someone come what's what's Greta?

0:44.0

The dog doing doing all this she up sleep through. Yes, me and Arizona. We're just awake being like bra

0:50.1

Here's color Arizona. Yeah Arizona. I see go. I see easy. I could I should color it

0:54.5

What's the hottest state to be like oh this oh?

0:57.5

Oh this Connecticut Connecticut, no, I don't like it too many

1:02.6

Connecticut, I'm gonna come Connecticut. Can you spell that somebody and you know and an ET

1:08.1

Kit there you go. What's kit see right? Why is why is there a why in Brooklyn? Who are fucking spelled that get out of here?

1:15.5

I like it. It's trendy. I hate it both in I I don't like that seems like substitute teacher vibes. I'm Brooklyn with an eye

1:21.8

Ew Brooklyn yo if you're not Brooklyn you're a girl

1:25.3

Hot brook brook's a good name a lot of books are annoying. No, brooks are fucking they only like you because you have a boat

1:32.6

That's what brooks are to me. Okay, blonde hair fake to tat tat tat tat and they're like give a boat no

1:38.3

L and they walk away

1:40.3

And you have a canoe and they go your poor

1:42.4

What is it about having a boat where people are like this is Zeus you are the richest man in America

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