Squirters on the Top Bunk
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2020
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The My Neighbors Yes |
| 0:02.4 | Dog this weekend. I mean they they have animalistic sex and I'm on board |
| 0:06.7 | I go yeah good for you guys I love it. I'm on the wall scratch the sniff bro |
| 0:11.9 | Who's the first to do a scratch the sniff sneaker? |
| 0:14.2 | What oh fuckers? Sticker sticker. Yeah, yeah pedophiles |
| 0:18.4 | Smell this banana what is it a small banana? Listen, so they were fucking and usually I'm on board |
| 0:25.4 | It was like 5 30 almost six in the morning. Oh, am am |
| 0:30.2 | Going at it. I'm talking about I was I was almost gonna go over not going to work like can I help y'all come |
| 0:37.6 | Someone come it's been 40 minutes. That's so funny someone come what's what's Greta? |
| 0:44.0 | The dog doing doing all this she up sleep through. Yes, me and Arizona. We're just awake being like bra |
| 0:50.1 | Here's color Arizona. Yeah Arizona. I see go. I see easy. I could I should color it |
| 0:54.5 | What's the hottest state to be like oh this oh? |
| 0:57.5 | Oh this Connecticut Connecticut, no, I don't like it too many |
| 1:02.6 | Connecticut, I'm gonna come Connecticut. Can you spell that somebody and you know and an ET |
| 1:08.1 | Kit there you go. What's kit see right? Why is why is there a why in Brooklyn? Who are fucking spelled that get out of here? |
| 1:15.5 | I like it. It's trendy. I hate it both in I I don't like that seems like substitute teacher vibes. I'm Brooklyn with an eye |
| 1:21.8 | Ew Brooklyn yo if you're not Brooklyn you're a girl |
| 1:25.3 | Hot brook brook's a good name a lot of books are annoying. No, brooks are fucking they only like you because you have a boat |
| 1:32.6 | That's what brooks are to me. Okay, blonde hair fake to tat tat tat tat and they're like give a boat no |
| 1:38.3 | L and they walk away |
| 1:40.3 | And you have a canoe and they go your poor |
| 1:42.4 | What is it about having a boat where people are like this is Zeus you are the richest man in America |
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