94: Banging a Witch

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Trev and Michael riff on the rules of a foursome, how Seabiscuit had ass, and how Blau finally banged in the studio. They also discuss the proper way to sex up a beef Wellington... you know... science.

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0:00.0	The best thing I got on Deepa.
0:01.4	That's a good question.
0:02.4	This really nice 80s Adidas jumper.
0:05.2	The quarter rates with Jumwaring.
0:06.4	This pink mini skirt.
0:08.2	This Jussi Kateri.
0:09.3	Probably my unif choke boots.
0:11.0	This pair of jeans, I wear them all the time.
0:12.6	The main one, I'm quite into the moment, is extreme layering.
0:15.5	Ranch.
0:16.4	White's okay.
0:17.6	Relaxed grandpa.
0:19.0	Part-time punk, part-time polypocket.
0:20.8	I think co-cat is the word.
0:22.2	Baggy relaxed and a bit out there.
0:24.3	Necher short, I barely short short.
0:26.4	That's like my favourite outfit at the moment.
0:28.7	I got it on Deepa.
0:30.2	And skept is like, but I mean, boom, boom, boom.
0:33.3	Let me put a baby in that womb.
0:35.1	Oh.
0:39.8	You always do that.
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