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Stiff Socks

93: Eating Ass on the Lord's Day

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

The bois riff on Kamala Harris’s sexy feet, making racks as a Camgirl, and Jew strippers. They also discuss how Michael use to entertain bachelorette parties. HUH? science. 

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0:00.0

And I remember going there being geeked out of my goddamn mind dude, I didn't even need you tensiles

0:04.4

I just jammed a chicken wings through my dick and ate it off like a skewer. All right. Yes. Well, I can only fit one wing

0:11.1

Guys what day what month what years it? It's what I want to know. I know it's 2020

0:16.2

Is it? I don't know good question

0:19.0

What I want to bring to the table today is Kamala Harris in an episode of complex sneaker shopping which is never something

0:25.8

I thought I would read out loud. I never had any bad opinions on this woman

0:29.3

I was like, you know do you shit? This is good. This is change power fuck yeah

0:33.3

And then I saw this complex thing and I was like you were doing so good. We don't need this

0:37.7

Kamala everything feels so forced stay in your fucking land

0:42.1

I don't know who's doing like the press and PR for for candidates these days because gay brought up an interesting point today when Hillary Clinton did breakfast club

0:50.8

Nobody asked for that don't do that if you want to get to the people in 2020

0:54.6

You know what you got to do the fucking running eight on tiktok or you got to open up in only fans

0:58.4

If Kamala kicked off the OF the only fans and you paid 599 and you log on is just a vote button people would be pissed

1:04.8

But you know how we would vote with our hard dicks on the vote button we've been ah maybe there's a tits behind this vote

1:10.6

Yes, yes because you know why yes Kamala Harris bad. Oh, yes, beautiful in terms of politicians

1:17.5

Oh bad. Yeah, bad like I said

1:20.6

I've nothing bad to say like in regards what she's been doing for running

1:24.4

It's just like we didn't need this this is but does it add does it help it adds more talk I

1:31.0

Don't know man. I don't I think I think more people have have like negative opinions on someone that's not being true food to themselves

1:38.1

Yeah, you you watch her on the shit. She looks uncomfortable

1:41.0

She's trying to like mold into that ecosystem versus what she's comfortable with it's like just stay in your lane

1:46.7

Yeah, she's in the sneaker story and he's like how do you feel about the Air Force retro max ones and she's like haha Joe Biden and you're like

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