Sports (But In A Gay Way)

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

OK sooooo this episode is about sports but not in a way that you will be bored/triggered/scared of. Joe and Andrew expose the seedy underbelly of sports through locker room trauma, halftime performances, Taylor Swift’s next album, and a weirdly sentimental speech on self love. Strap up your shin guards, put on your jockstrap, and get start praying for rain, because it’s time to play ball! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do I look sexy? You look amazing.
0:02.5	So do you.
0:04.1	Thanks, I played sports.
0:06.1	Were you forced to play sports?
0:07.9	That's what's weird to me is it's like no one was forcing me to sign up for sports.
0:12.2	Yeah. What I was forced to do was follow through with a sport.
0:15.4	My parents wouldn't let me quit.
0:16.8	Good for them.
0:17.8	I know, good for them, but I was like,
0:18.8	I'm gonna kill myself if I do it a baseball game.
0:21.4	Baseball specifically was the one sport I could never get into.
0:25.0	Because what's the point?
0:27.0	What are you doing?
0:28.0	Smacking a ball?
0:29.0	Best asses.
0:30.0	Oh, yeah.
0:32.0	Where were we? The Mets game?
0:33.1	The Mets game, it was, we were disgusting people.
0:35.8	We're just, we have recognized that we are actually filthy men pigs.
0:41.3	Well, then we're like sweet little angels you're right like we're the sweetest
0:44.6	little innocent babies but when you're at a Mexican like what else you're gonna do you're
0:47.6	right you're gonna objectify oh my god left field good children Good Children.
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