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Good Children

Fighting For Your Life At Gymnastics Parties

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.02.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

It’s another year around the sun for Joe! Celebrate the old fashioned way with nearly losing your life at a gymnastics party, exploring repressed middle school homophobia, technical difficulties and a fondant cake. Joe and Andrew talk birthdays then and now— and invite you along to the extravagantly themed party of your dreams!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Ahhuh. How are you? I'm actually doing really well today. I'm doing the best I've ever been.

0:11.8

Yeah.

0:13.0

I would say...

0:15.0

I was at my lowest point 15 to 25 minutes ago.

0:18.0

Absolutely.

0:19.0

I was just going to bring that up.

0:20.0

You took the words out of my mouth.

0:21.0

I was ready to actually destroy a man's life.

0:25.0

A man's life, yes. I was actually ready to get on here and send everyone to one particular

0:31.7

Tik-Tock page and say kill him.

0:35.0

And I said Joe it's not about tearing people down we're bringing people up.

0:39.0

And I wasn't listening to you. I said shut the back up. No he deserves it. He deserves it. He he deserves it and I was like that's that's not it

0:44.9

that's not it for right you were right because then I got a I got a very nice message from a very nice

0:49.8

nice a very nice listener of the pod and it honestly changed my day it made me

0:53.8

changed my week and quite possibly it changed my life and it's set my 26 year off in the

0:58.9

right direction because Joe you're turning 26 happy birthday. Thank you so much you guys. Yeah I hate it. I hate it. I hate birthday is. Yeah. It really there's something about it for you. I want to

1:14.5

tell myself. No Joe you want to take a long map off the side of the building. I want to take a

1:19.2

long long, long nap. Yeah. Yeah. The tallest building I've ever seen.

1:24.0

Yes.

1:25.0

But at the end of the day,

1:26.0

you're aging and you look amazing.

1:29.0

That's not even me just blowing smoke up.

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