Fighting For Your Life At Gymnastics Parties

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

It’s another year around the sun for Joe! Celebrate the old fashioned way with nearly losing your life at a gymnastics party, exploring repressed middle school homophobia, technical difficulties and a fondant cake. Joe and Andrew talk birthdays then and now— and invite you along to the extravagantly themed party of your dreams! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ahhuh. How are you? I'm actually doing really well today. I'm doing the best I've ever been.
0:11.8	Yeah.
0:13.0	I would say...
0:15.0	I was at my lowest point 15 to 25 minutes ago.
0:18.0	Absolutely.
0:19.0	I was just going to bring that up.
0:20.0	You took the words out of my mouth.
0:21.0	I was ready to actually destroy a man's life.
0:25.0	A man's life, yes. I was actually ready to get on here and send everyone to one particular
0:31.7	Tik-Tock page and say kill him.
0:35.0	And I said Joe it's not about tearing people down we're bringing people up.
0:39.0	And I wasn't listening to you. I said shut the back up. No he deserves it. He deserves it. He he deserves it and I was like that's that's not it
0:44.9	that's not it for right you were right because then I got a I got a very nice message from a very nice
0:49.8	nice a very nice listener of the pod and it honestly changed my day it made me
0:53.8	changed my week and quite possibly it changed my life and it's set my 26 year off in the
0:58.9	right direction because Joe you're turning 26 happy birthday. Thank you so much you guys. Yeah I hate it. I hate it. I hate birthday is. Yeah. It really there's something about it for you. I want to
1:14.5	tell myself. No Joe you want to take a long map off the side of the building. I want to take a
1:19.2	long long, long nap. Yeah. Yeah. The tallest building I've ever seen.
1:24.0	Yes.
1:25.0	But at the end of the day,
1:26.0	you're aging and you look amazing.
1:29.0	That's not even me just blowing smoke up.
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