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Good Children

Remember When Frozen Yogurt Came Up?

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.02.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Susan Boyle, Balloon Boy, Joe’s wart doctor… the stars align on this very nostalgic episode of Good Children! Andrew and Joe talk headlines and trends that had them glued to their TVs and abusing frozen yogurt topping bars. BeReal about chasing your dreams, negotiate the terms of your laundry service, finalize your Whale Rep application, and journey Into The Vault for more classic videos from the archive!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Have you ever done any free labor before?

0:02.0

An internship?

0:03.2

Internships are so fucked up.

0:04.8

I think it's messed out.

0:05.6

Does I ever do a free?

0:06.4

I don't think I ever did, I did for the International Emmy Awards.

0:09.3

Joe, you were like bulking it to New York City to do that,

0:12.3

but I was, I was never saying I was

0:13.8

draining money every day in my life. I thought that was the coolest thing that you did. It was cool. I felt like that was like my moment with fame. You were listening to French films. That was the easiest thing in the entire world. That entire job was me going into an

0:26.2

office where they had an espresso and unlimited kind bars. That was my beginning of my relationship to like my first eating disorder I think okay do you ever have a cubicle? I never had a cubicle but I will say when I was at the New York Stock Exchange on my free internship. I was in basically what it was a cubicle

0:47.0

with about 10 adult men.

0:50.0

Hot? Yeah.

0:51.0

Was that one hot? No. I was there for a finance internship and I was getting the pizzas. Yeah, that's what free labor means. Yeah. Imagine me a job where we had to wear suits. I would love it. I know I'm wearing a juicy tank top,

1:03.7

aprokrombie jeans, and ug boots right now. And I'm marrying my shirt is

1:08.2

actually putting be lower and my pants fully unzippered, stomach out, feeling...

1:14.0

Oh, a bulgy.

1:15.0

I could really use a wish right now.

1:17.6

That song changed my life.

1:19.6

Haley Williams in general, like, I do remember one time I was mad at you

1:23.4

and we were in like ninth grade, I think we had BBM.

1:26.6

What was my status?

1:27.6

Yours was probably like, you know, like hanging out and I,

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