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🗓️ 28 November 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts |
0:04.8 | threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but |
0:09.3 | planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses. |
0:14.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:17.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:20.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know |
0:26.2 | hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily |
0:31.3 | I'm Lisa sorry this is coming out a little late. It's you know it was a holiday and we couldn't record over the weekend so we're recording the day that this is released. |
0:40.0 | Happy Cyber Monday, everyone. |
0:44.0 | I am holding up a newspaper and we are going to Cyber. |
0:48.6 | It's my favorite holiday of the year. I don't know if I've admitted this before but I'm a Black Friday demon. |
0:57.0 | Really? Yeah, I really stock up. |
1:00.0 | I know it's like completely evil and it's also like it's now it's just the entire month it feels like it's like really become out of control |
1:10.8 | no like everyone has sort of extended their deals. |
1:14.9 | There's no boundaries. |
1:15.9 | Yeah. |
1:17.9 | And for me, there never are. |
1:20.9 | That's how I like it. What have you bought? |
1:25.0 | Well, okay, I did try to like buy things and I'm like, |
1:29.0 | I need this thing. |
1:30.0 | It's already my favorite thing, so I know I'm'm gonna keep it and treasure it or eat it. |
1:34.4 | So I got like my favorite mustard. I got my favorite sardines from Fish wife. |
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