Bark Mitzvah

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Lisa is back from New York with a new obsession and Emily blows off a little steam about a less than sexy period drama. On Chunch Chat, Martha struggles with a mistaken identity and falls for an invasive species. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia article for "Bark Mitzvah," which is either a tongue in cheek celebration for beloved pets or a desecration of a cherished Jewish tradition.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:25.8	Hello babies. Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily. I'm Lisa
0:35.6	We're the hosts of baby geniuses. A show about talking.
0:41.2	Never know what you're going to say. talking. Brain Off body on. Yes. Are you saying you're turned on right now?
0:57.0	Always. Always. Oh yeah. I, um, I, how are you doing Lisa what's going on? I'm good. I was just in New York.
1:08.7	Oh yeah, hey you're walking here. Hey I'm podcasting here.
1:11.8	Yeah, we're. walking here. We ran into a guy on the street who said hello to Adam and and then he
1:19.0	signed off by just going he saluted and said fucking a
1:26.1	That's the most New Yorkie guy I've ever seen
1:32.8	We were uh, it was great that's so funny. Fucking A. We were...
1:34.8	Has anyone ever figured out what the A and fucking A stands for?
1:39.5	I thought, uh, ass. I don't know. Really?
1:44.0	I just assumed ass, but I don't know why.
1:46.0	Fucking ass, that doesn't make sense.
1:48.0	Fucking ass.
1:50.0	Good question.
1:51.0	What is the A? Yeah. Hmm. I mean it's it might just be like a fonzie A. A. Yeah. Maybe.
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