Costco Hot Dog

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! The holiday season is here, and the Baby Geniuses Podcast is your one stop shop for great gift ideas! Is there someone in your life who likes the finer things and whose body is 100% covered in thick green fur? We have the PERFECT PNG for you. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Costco Hot Dog," a 1/4lb hot dog sold at the international warehouse club Costco's food courts. At $1.50, it is the Costco food court's second best deal (onions are free).

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses
0:14.0	baby geniuses
0:16.0	we know everything
0:18.0	baby geniuses we know everything
0:21.0	baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell something we don't know
0:26.0	Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses my name is Emily Emily. My name is Lisa. This is a podcast about
0:36.2	shopping. Oh my god I've been shopping so much lately. Oh no!
0:43.0	And it's like, it's like, I didn't, you know, I was like good during the strike because I was like I'm not having any
0:49.9	income and now I have continued to not have very much and I'm shopping like I do because I have a job
0:57.2	coming up soon I'm like great but I feel like I've already spent all money.
1:01.6	Oh can you tell us about the job?
1:05.0	No. Okay.
1:07.0	Mystery.
1:08.0	I can't.
1:10.0	Yeah, I just got a new job and so I am also also, also by the way like when we talked
1:17.4	about shopping on the last episode it made me start shopping. I. I'm such an enabler.
1:23.6	I also have been like allowing Instagram to start like I've been teaching
1:30.3	Instagram what I want to shop for so that it'll show me ads. I haven't
1:35.1	like bought that much from it but I'd like Instagram figured out that I like kind of
1:38.8	want to put up wallpaper. Yeah. And so now I am just like every time it shows me an ad for a different wallpaper company, I click on it, I follow them, I'm like, I'm just, all I want is to just, it show me repeating patterns and no more content.
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