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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Joth the Goth

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired February 25, 2026: How to save a (bird's) life. Nuts and nipples. Everything you wanna know about picking up dog poop with your hands.

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0:00.0

Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there.

0:02.5

Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

0:24.4

And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

0:24.3

And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love.

0:27.0

And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time

0:31.0

to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning.

0:36.1

Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X.

0:38.8

Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.

0:43.0

The 93X half-assed morning show.

0:46.7

Ninety three air.

0:57.2

All right.

1:02.0

Oh, Christ, it is 540.

1:03.6

I got to get into character here.

1:06.6

It's Wednesday.

1:08.3

We want to make you feel welcome.

1:14.4

We appreciate you going ahead and punching up the 93x half-ass morning show.

1:16.0

F me running.

1:20.1

Did anyone else get a kick out of our drive home from work yesterday?

1:27.0

Yesterday on the way home was one of the top five white knucklers I've ever had on the way in or out of this place.

1:28.1

And my goodness,

1:45.7

there are a lot of accidents. Yeah, that was weird. I hate when it happens when like when the roads get bad while you're on the road because then you don't really know how to judge it yet. On the way in was bad for you yesterday, Josh? No, I said the way home is one of the top five worst I've ever had on the way in or out of work.

1:46.4

I hear you.

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