Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn. This week we're

podcasting live from Marines Memorial Theatre in San Francisco where we dispensed live justice

at SF Sketchfest.

Who told you you may be seated?

What dare you? Don't stand up in the back. I see you in the back pretending it's too

late for all of you. You're all in contempt.

I think they're sort of using that church from a determination that you're not a member

of rule, which is you just kind of like look at a guy that's on the desk and just do whatever

he does. That makes sense to me. But you're all in the church of Satan now. Do what I

say. Welcome to San Francisco. The last stop on our nation wide tour of San Francisco.

We have been bringing justice to all of North America. This is our 37th stop. We started

in Bangor, Maine. We then moved on to Augusta, Maine. Then to Portland, Maine. Then to

Portsmouth, New York. I can't go on. My main concern with this bit is it's going to require

me to know the names of places in the North East. The best part of our tour was all of Canada

because I got to wear a wig the entire time. But now I do not wear a wig because we are

in the United States of America specifically the city by the Bay San Francisco, California.

Thank you. For having me and Bale if Jesse here at the Marines Memorial Theatre as guests

of the SF sketch fest, applaud again. Judge Hodgeman, I actually have an applause line to deliver.

It's a double applause line. I don't know if you've ever seen or if anyone here is ever,

it seems unlikely, no, I don't know if anyone here has ever seen Star Trek for the voyage

home. Sure. I know that as San Francisco native hold for a

long time, I think it's a double applause line. One thing that Sulu as portrayed by George

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