The Hodgman Dubbel

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2015

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Judge Hodgman weighs in on loud popcorn eating, anniversaries, fedoras, and selects the best drawings of his proposed Double-Ended Unicycle.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baylif Jesse Thorne. This week we're in Chambers clearing the docket. Hi, Judge Hodgman.
0:12.0	Hi. I'm just having some soup.
0:16.0	Really?
0:17.0	Cold day in Brooklyn. Am I being too loud?
0:21.0	Yeah, I mean, frankly, you know, it's funny that you mentioned that. I actually have a case here about
0:28.0	loud eating. Do you want to hear it?
0:30.0	Does it involve loud eating of soup?
0:32.0	No, it's something different.
0:34.0	Um, no, no.
0:37.0	Okay, well, I'm going to read it anyway and then you can just decide what to do when I'm done reading it.
0:42.0	Go for it.
0:43.0	It's from John.
0:44.0	Well, at the movies with my wife, she told me I was...
0:47.0	Oh, geez.
0:48.0	We are going to get so many complaints, John. Do you have any idea how many complaints we get whenever anyone eats on microphone?
0:54.0	Why is that unprofessional?
0:56.0	No, I don't care. It doesn't bother me. It's just there's some people who it really, really bothers.
1:01.0	There's a small group of very vociferous people who are like deeply troubled by eating a microphone.
1:08.0	Well, I'll issue this one with a trigger warning.
1:11.0	Okay, good.
1:13.0	Uh, John says, well, at the movies with my wife, she told me I was being too loud when eating my popcorn.
1:18.0	I was eating popcorn the usual way. Grab a small handful and munch away.
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