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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMan.

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

And your host Heather McMan. How the hell is everybody doing?

I'm doing fantastic. Thanks for asking. I'm fresh off a three days in the Turks and Kicos,

went down for a little shoot. And now she's back. She's back.

Got a little crispy. Yo, my acid reflux is on fire.

I was on vacation. I couldn't even have white wine because I was, you know,

you had to prop me up in a chair, weaken a Bernie style because I couldn't lay down.

I couldn't even lay down an allowance chair. I had to be up at a 90 degree angle with this acid

reflux. I'm getting old vacation is not what it used to be. And I don't even have kids.

Something I've observed. This is a big absolute not for me. One, I said this before,

I don't understand people who don't like massages. I really don't.

If I pulled up to a jiffy lube tomorrow and they wanted to change my oil and the guy who had

oil all over his hands and probably, you know, a fairly creepy look in his face was like,

hey, you want me to rub your shoulders while you wait on your oil change? I've let him.

That's how much I love being rubbed down. I got up for a beautiful massage, treat yourself style.

It went at 9 a.m. as I go get the first one of the day, you know, and that way it can

be your right bed of each boy. And the pool was already packed with people who did not have children.

I don't understand that. You're telling me you got up and went straight to the pool at 9.

Well, there's plenty of seats. It's not like, you know, this isn't some huge resort where you

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