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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMan.

Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

I'm your host Heather McMan. Hope everyone's having a wonderful Wednesday,

wonderful week. Miss you, love you. I am so thrilled to be getting back out on the road.

We announced the tour dates, it's happening. And this is exciting. I hope I remember how to do my job.

I looked at Jeff the other night and I go, do I know what I'm doing?

Because some days I keep having this recurring nightmare that I get out on stage and I've

shown completely forgotten my act. And that's a normal thing. I also have a dream. And I've said this

so many times at the podcast, but again, nobody has called in and told me what my dream means.

I also have this dream that I birth a kitten and I just put it in my backpack and go about my day.

So somebody let me know what that's about. Anywho, let's get into business real quick.

I want to clarify a few things that a lot of DMs and questions over the tour stuff.

And I want to make things as easy and digestible as possible for y'all.

So the farewell tour, excited. The joke of the naming of the farewell tour is it was my first tour

and possibly my last. So I mean, I'm really good with branding. Again, if the comedy career doesn't

work out, I will 100% go into marketing and advertising because I am good with that.

Already named my tours for the next like 10 years. I have them lined up. It's good. It's great.

I've got the posters ready, photoshoots. Like I already know what that vision looks like.

But anyways, so the farewell tour. I went out with this tour in 2019 and obviously all the shows in

2020 that got pushed. We are now rescheduling all those. If for any reason, you don't see your city

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