Mild Anesthesia

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather is literally coming out of the operating room and recording this whole podcast honestly, kinda high. No days off for this SHEMPIRE! lolzzz jk dont quote me. She is tackling your biggest absolutely not's yet, one voicemail at a time.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:17.6	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:22.6	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:24.3	I sound real chipper right now but I gotta be honest with you, I am under mild anesthesia.
0:28.3	I went under today to get a couple of eggs out.
0:31.3	I'll tell you all about that and just set.
0:32.8	And I'm still groggy.
0:34.0	And here's a deal.
0:34.8	I woke up from my four hour nap to a text message that said,
0:38.0	where's your podcast?
0:39.0	And I said, fuck, I totally forgot because I had surgery this morning.
0:43.0	So I'm cranking out this bad boy and that's, I want you to know there's no days off.
0:47.6	No days off.
0:48.4	No days wasted and no days off.
0:50.5	I ate a needle the size of a yardstick up in my uterus today.
0:58.3	I was able to sleep for two hours and then get back to work.
1:01.2	Blessed to be here.
1:02.3	Love you.
1:02.7	Mean it.
1:03.5	I am under a little bit of anesthesia.
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