Space T*its

Have Kids, They Said…

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Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole blast off with a chat about Blue Origin’s all-women flight—which, of course, leads to the age-old question: do boobs float in space? Rich takes a deep dive into the world of Alex Earle (for science), sparking a scandalous convo about genetics and pop culture chaos. Matt swings by to answer one of Rich’s classic hypotheticals, and the crew gets real about what to do when your kid starts showing some red-flag behavior—spoiler: calling in the pros is totally okay. Meanwhile, Rich is spiraling over Emmy’s first big event without him or Sara, struggles to not be a cringe dad at dance class, and ponders the fine art of making mom friends. Plus: the great divorce debate—mediator or lawyer? It’s honest, hilarious, a little chaotic, and everything in between. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe—because parenting may not come with a manual, but at least you’ve got us.

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0:00.0	All right. Let's do this, man. Let's do it. Booty, booty, booty rocking everywhere.
0:06.3	I didn't know we were going there. But before you keep going, this is a podcast that is for adults or more mature folk. So please get the little ones out of the room.
0:22.5	What's your name? What's your name?
0:24.8	Who am I?
0:26.8	Who am I?
0:27.1	Becky.
0:27.3	Ah, ha.
0:29.3	Daddy!
0:29.8	Ah!
0:31.6	Ha! ha!
0:32.6	Yeah!
0:33.6	And the fucking good change!
0:36.6	Ha! Ha! Jesus, fucking bitching! My God, hi, Richard. You look like, um, you look refreshed, like you went on vacation or something.
0:52.4	I took a day trip.
0:53.7	Is that, does that count? I mean, I guess so, right? Gives you a little vacation or something i took a day trip is that does that count i mean i guess so
0:55.8	right gives you a little something something i had a deep thought that honestly it's really not that
1:01.4	deep of a thought at all in fact it might be puddle deep okay i was in sacramento california
1:08.0	yesterday puddle deep that's how deep my thought is.
1:12.2	So deep.
1:13.2	It's like a New York City puddle that you're not sure if it's P or rain.
1:17.5	Totally.
1:18.4	It's the worst.
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