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Have Kids, They Said…

Call ME Daddy

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5873 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive headfirst into the chaos once again—starting with Jack Black telling kids to chill with the popcorn and Chicken Jockey (yes, that’s a thing), and Nicole's very specific (and passionate) gripe with a certain type of sports mom. Rich hits his breaking point trying to complete a collector’s set for his kids, and the duo tackles the fine line between arrogance and confidence, which can give Nicole major secondhand awkwardness. They crack the parenting code on bribery vs. incentive (at least we hope), lay down a new house rule that punishment will never affect family time, and try to figure out if teacher shopping during open house is the new norm. Plus, Nicole’s dreams are absolutely unhinged, and Rich finds himself in a full-on Larry David moment with no idea what to do. It’s messy, relatable, and hilariously real. Don’t forget to follow, rate, and review! Because if you’re gonna parent through the chaos, you might as well laugh through it too.

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0:00.0

Right, guys. Hey, I'm Nicole, and that's Rich, and we do a little podcast called Have Kids, they said.

0:05.8

Yeah, do not listen around your kids.

0:07.8

No. This is not for their ears.

0:10.0

No, just you.

0:10.9

You get inappropriate. You're going to enjoy it, I promise.

0:13.5

Yes, but you have been warned.

0:16.2

What's your name?

0:19.4

Oh my.

0:20.4

Buffy! Bopi! me what's your name? Oh my. Daddy.

0:20.9

Oh, my.

0:22.0

Oh, my.

0:23.1

Oh, my.

0:24.1

Daddy.

0:25.1

Ah, ha.

0:27.1

Ah, ha.

0:29.1

He's on the fucking bitching.

0:30.6

Ha ha.

0:31.6

Ha ha.

0:32.1

A lot, old friend, old pal, my padre.

0:43.2

I'm not your dad.

0:44.6

Oh, sorry, me, amigo.

0:46.2

Are you calling me daddy?

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