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Have Kids, They Said…

Alligator, Suck It

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5873 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is spiraling over the never-ending madness of summer camp sign-ups (seriously, why is it harder than college apps?), while Nicole discovers Parker has zero ability to keep a secret, which made for an awkward interaction for Nicole. Keegan’s habit involving his pants (yep, that one) makes a return during test prep, the crew talks about the highs and lows of having an only child, Sara’s trying to be the “funny mom” (the kid jury’s still out), and Matt’s on a mission to make chore time feel like a military operation. It’s parenting in all its chaotic, hilarious glory. Don’t forget to follow, rate, and subscribe for more weekly laughs and real-talk moments from the trenches of parenthood!

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0:00.0

Hey, buddy, buddy, buddy,

0:01.5

today's gonna be a fun one.

0:02.8

I feel like we're gonna anger each other a little bit.

0:05.0

I feel like, yeah, we're feisty.

0:06.5

We just showed up feisty.

0:08.0

So I'm a little bit nervous,

0:10.3

and you should be too to have your children

0:11.5

anywhere near you to hear this feistyness.

0:14.7

All right.

0:15.1

You have been warned.

0:16.4

Get him out of the room.

0:18.4

What's your name?

0:20.7

Who am I? Out of the room. What's your name? Oh my.

0:22.6

Bucky.

0:23.0

Bucky! Sarah, I'll call you when we're ready for you, okay?

0:44.3

I'll call you when we're ready for you.

0:45.4

I'm glad you're back.

0:46.1

You look really pretty today.

0:47.5

You look so good in that color.

0:49.8

Oh.

0:51.2

Sarah, you look so good in pastels.

0:52.9

You like my little Easter bunny.

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