Son Of A White Bitch w/ Gilbert Lawand & Yamaneika Saunders

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2017

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Gilbert Lawand joins Kurt & Sherrod in studio as they get into his experience growing up catholic in the middle east & Kurt's car accident while on tour with Barry Crimmins. Comedian Yamaneika Saunders also stops by before her roast battle against Kurt in Los Angeles. Race Wars now has bonus episodes EVERY WEEK available exclusively on our Patreon page! Become a patron now for as little as $3 a month on www.patreon.com/racewars for access to the second half of this show and Kurt's bonus episodes from on the road during the 'You're Making It Worse' Tour! Kurt could be coming to your town with Barry Crimmins on the 'You're Making It Worse' Tour in the following cities: Jan 20/21 Miami - Comedy Inn Jan 22 - Tampa - Crowbar Jan 25 - Cleveland - Hilarities Jan 26 - Pittsburgh - Club Cafe Jan 28 - Wash - Big Hunt Feb 1 Mohegan Sun - Comix Feb 2 Montreal - Comedy Works Feb 3 Albany - Comedy Works Feb 4 Boston - Rockwell

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0:00.0	This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.
0:07.2	It's what we do, baby.
0:09.8	This is Race Wars.
0:12.9	I have the power.
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:16.2	How's it feels?
0:17.1	With Kurt Metzker.
0:18.0	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:19.4	And Charade Small.
0:20.6	Saddle down, bitch. Sh, dude. And Charade Small. Sattled down, bitch,
0:22.0	Yeah, we're back, baby, race wars.
0:24.7	Yeah, we back, baby.
0:25.8	Back in the building.
0:27.3	Kurt's actually here at the beginning of a show.
0:29.7	I got here early.
0:30.8	Oh, my God.
0:32.1	It must be a special.
0:33.1	It must be a special.
0:33.1	Right.
0:33.9	Is it because of Trump's inaugurations this week? Oh, I'm so excited. I know you are.
0:38.4	Well, no, I came down because I'd go to the bank.
0:42.9	That's why he came now?
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