Dog Soup w/ Adrienne Iapalucci & Sarah Tollemache

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

It's the first official Race Wars of Trump's America as Erin Gloria Ryan is back from the front lines to join Kurt & Sherrod in studio along with comedians Adrienne Iapalucci & Sarah Tollemache to learn all about abortion, if illegal immigration is really a problem, and the senseless canine torture on the set of 'A Dog's Purpose'. Race Wars now has bonus episodes EVERY WEEK available exclusively on our Patreon page! Become a patron now for as little as $3 a month on www.patreon.com/racewars for access to the second half of this show and coming soon: Kurt chats with comedian Brooke Arnold about her weird upbringing in the Quiverfull religion Kurt could be coming to your town on the 'You're Making It Worse' Tour in the following cities: Jan 28 - Wash - Big Hunt Feb 1 Mohegan Sun - Comix Feb 2 Montreal - Comedy Works Feb 3 Albany - Comedy Works Feb 4 Boston - Rockwell

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0:00.0	This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.
0:07.1	It's what we do, baby.
0:09.7	This is Race Wars.
0:12.7	I have the power.
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:16.1	On the field.
0:17.1	With Kurt Metzker.
0:17.9	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:19.3	And Charade Small.
0:20.4	Saddle down, bitch
0:21.9	Race Wars
0:24.0	Are we back, bitches
0:26.0	Back in your face
0:27.3	Aaron's home finally
0:28.6	Hi guys
0:29.4	Oh my God
0:30.4	Oh, baby's back
0:32.0	Aaron's very important now
0:33.3	We've been missing up for how long now
0:35.3	It's a big shot
0:36.0	I've been traveling the world
0:37.3	And crying on every continent Oh no, come on You've been missing up for how long now? It's a big shot. I've been traveling the world and crying on every continent.
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