And Mexico Paid For It w/ Artie Lange

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Race Wars hall-of-famer Artie Lange is back with the guys this week as we find out how many extra's he hooked up with on the set of 'The Bachelor', more about Kurt's adventures in China, and stories from the road. Race Wars now has bonus episodes EVERY WEEK available exclusively on our Patreon page! Become a patron now for as little as $3 a month on www.patreon.com/racewars for access to the second half of this show and Kurt's bonus episodes that he recorded abroad in China! Kurt could be coming to your town with Barry Crimmins on the You're Making It Worse Tour in the following cities Jan 11 Nashville - Zanies Jan 12 Athens - Caledonia Jan 13 Savannah - Wormhole Jan 14 Atlanta - Relapse Jan 20/21 Miami - Comedy Inn Jan 22 - Tampa - Crowbar Jan 25 - Cleveland - Hilarities Jan 26 - Pittsburgh - Club Cafe Jan 28 - Wash - Big Hunt Feb 1 Mohegan Sun - Comix Feb 2 Montreal - Comedy Works Feb 3 Albany - Comedy Works Feb 4 Boston - Rockwell

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.
0:07.2	It's what we do, baby!
0:09.8	This is Race Wars.
0:12.8	I have the power!
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:16.2	On the field!
0:17.1	With Kurt Metzker.
0:18.0	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:19.4	And Charade Small.
0:20.4	Saddle down, bitch,
0:22.1	Race Wars.
0:25.8	Yeah.
0:27.2	We back, bidsch.
0:29.1	Hey, buddy.
0:29.5	Wee'em boys.
0:31.2	Yeah.
0:32.0	Those were the days.
0:32.8	Weed'em boys.
0:34.0	Yeah.
0:34.4	Remember when we were the boys.
0:35.6	Ah, we them boys.
0:39.3	Now I miss, now I miss that song. I told you you would.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.