Someone In Studio Needs To Apologize After Stalking A Celebrity On The Street!
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🗓️ 17 April 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. All right, so as we are trying to get celebrities to call into the bird show over the next month, one of these guys, they're all trying to earn a week off vacay, paid vacation to whoever can get the biggest celebrity. Cassie is pushing celebrities away. |
| 0:17.2 | Yeah, my name is Cassie, and I accidentally stalked an internet celebrity in New York City, |
| 0:22.4 | and I need to apologize to her because I was creepy AF and I did not mean it. So last week, or a couple |
| 0:28.3 | weeks ago, whenever it was, my husband and I went to New York City for the day. And we didn't |
| 0:32.6 | really have any plans apart from me getting a tattoo. So we decided just to like walk the streets |
| 0:37.3 | of Lower Manhattan and just see the city. Take it very cash. We getting a tattoo. So we decided just to like walk the streets of lower |
| 0:37.7 | Manhattan and just see the city. Take it very cash. We had a dinner reservation with friends other |
| 0:42.9 | than that open day. And it was awesome. And so of course when we're up there and my husband's like, |
| 0:47.7 | hey, keep an eye out there, celebrities everywhere. And I'm like, really? Like I don't know why |
| 0:52.3 | LA seems plausible, but New York not so much, but he's ran into |
| 0:55.6 | comedian Mike Barbiglia on the street. |
| 0:57.8 | Like, so I'm looking left and right. |
| 0:59.7 | But the problem is, New York is full of the most beautiful people I have ever seen in the |
| 1:03.6 | entire world. |
| 1:04.9 | Every single person, I'm like, your coats must have cost thousands of dollars. |
| 1:09.2 | I mean, I was in Manhattan, but they all look like polished socialites like they could be celebs. |
| 1:14.2 | Even people just hanging out on the street. |
| 1:16.3 | Like, we'll pass people. |
| 1:17.3 | And I'm like that, he has to be famous. |
| 1:19.3 | I just don't know how. |
| 1:20.5 | Is this like a richy rich part of Manhattan? |
| 1:23.2 | I guess lower Manhattan. |
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