The Bird Show. Adding a new rule to the week off celebrity challenge, that's going to help you guys out here a little bit, I think. So if you weren't listening in the last couple of days, I issued a challenge to everybody on the show. Whoever can get the biggest celebrity to call in to the Bird Show over the next month, we'll get a paid week off a vacation okay just go ahead if you get the biggest

one second place we'll get five hundred dollars off or five hundred dollars i should say um

what you're looking at me like that for you don't know i'm just pricing myself for rule number two

that's popped up rule number one that i changed, and this was kind of my brain child.

And let me say this also before we even go on.

I got a couple of messages from people going, how come you're not competing in the whole thing?

And I said, well, first of all, I think it would be silly to create a challenge that,

quite frankly, I've done this long enough to know that it would be an unfair

advantage when your name's on the show yeah then when it just opens up more doors than you guys

would have it's not that I have more context even though I do um you just casually had L Duncan on

the show this morning yeah his close personal friend I've just done this for 25 years so I've built up

you know it's just not fair. Call it for what it is.

You have, you do have an unfair advantage in a competition like this because of who you know and who's in your phone and who follows you on social media.

That if you wanted to win this thing, you could easily do so.

And I'm not going to create a contest for a week off a vacation and then win it and give myself a week off of vacation.

That would be pretty jacked up, man.

What a tea bag move, man.

I should have thought of that.

So it's open for everybody on the show.

And the first rule I came up with a couple of days ago, because I'm really good at coming

up with a concept without thinking it out. Oh, that is you to a tea, baby. So we'll alter it a little bit on this day and

that day. Rule number one is you guys listening are not going to know who got the celebrity to

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