The Bird Show.

Oh, man.

Did I make a fool of myself not once but twice yesterday?

Oh, do tell.

And this, I feel, or at least I hope, is a right of passage for parents with kids in sports.

What had happened was, this past Saturday, too many kids were on spring break, so the Orioles couldn't play the Rockies.

The Little League Orioles?

It's not even Little League, right?

It's T-ball.

T-ball.

Yeah, or as they call it, M.Y.O, it's small ball.

So it's a bunch of four-year-olds that just run around and pick their nose and pick their butts and pick the grass and don't really pay attention to the

baseball game that's going on. It's adorable. It's really stupid cute. So this past Saturday,

Orioles didn't have enough kids because, again, they were on spring break. So we moved the game

from Saturday to last night, Wednesday at 5 o'clock, which is awesome that we're doing a game at, you know,

five o'clock and five o'clock at Atlanta traffic in a very busy section of town because

there was nobody at the park yesterday.

Anyway, so, you know, get Jimmy up from his nap because...

I'm just thinking, would it have hurt just to skip the game?

I mean, are the kids going to be like, oh, or...

We made a commitment to the team.

You can't just skip the game?

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