Someone In Studio Is In Hot Water With His Girlfriend After This Plumbing Problem!
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🗓️ 17 June 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Birch Show. |
| 0:01.1 | I so clearly remember the first time that I questioned my own patriotism. |
| 0:06.5 | And, you know, here in the United States of America, we are bred and educated from a young age. |
| 0:13.5 | We are the best. |
| 0:15.2 | We're the best country. |
| 0:17.4 | That ain't it. |
| 0:18.1 | Sorry. |
| 0:18.7 | We don't do that. |
| 0:20.7 | We do everything the best |
| 0:22.1 | we're America America |
| 0:23.3 | American I went to Europe |
| 0:24.8 | with that attitude |
| 0:25.7 | and I believed it |
| 0:27.7 | until I tried |
| 0:29.6 | the bidet |
| 0:30.4 | and then |
| 0:32.3 | after my first experience |
| 0:33.8 | which was something like this |
| 0:34.8 | like what is this |
| 0:36.4 | turn on what is a ooh on? What is a, ooh, |
| 0:39.3 | that I became a fan of the bidet and realized maybe Europe does it better in this one way, |
| 0:47.7 | cleaning butts. It's life-changing. It's life-changing. That first experience is absolutely |
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