Can He Find His Expensive E-Bike We Hid In the Building?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 17 June 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.2 | Ah, the saga that is Bert's e-bike. |
| 0:05.2 | What to do, what to do, what to do. |
| 0:07.8 | All right. |
| 0:08.2 | So. |
| 0:08.6 | Why is there any question? |
| 0:09.5 | That's gone. |
| 0:10.5 | Yeah, it's gone MIA. |
| 0:12.0 | What's funny is it went MIA and you didn't even notice and went MIA into like a week later. |
| 0:17.8 | We're like, no, we hid the bike and you didn't even notice the bike was only in a studio. So a quick like 30 to 60 second recap. Bert drove his e-bike to the office |
| 0:27.6 | because he was trying to steal, or not steal, right? I'm, I'm, I'm, oh dear you. That spot is |
| 0:33.9 | rightfully mine. So he can, so he made sure to commandeer his parking spot from Ethan who works in our building. |
| 0:42.3 | Ethan was sneaking in early snagging Byrd's parking spot and Bert's like, I will not have that. |
| 0:47.8 | So this weirdo. |
| 0:48.7 | And just to clarify, my parking spot is the same as your parking spot at work. |
| 0:53.5 | It doesn't say reserved for Bert. No. It is just the same one your parking spot at work. It doesn't say reserved for Burt. |
| 0:55.8 | No. It is just the same one that I've parked in for over 20 years. So at some point or another, |
| 1:00.7 | it becomes your spot. Yes. And this guy, this guy comes out of nowhere just as he wasn't in a business. No, |
| 1:07.1 | we're not going to have that. So Burt, like, takes his e-bike in order to, like, preserve his spot with his car, whatever. |
| 1:14.5 | But the e-bike stays here at the station, and it's in the studio. |
| 1:17.8 | And Mo, it was in the studio for what, like six months? |
| 1:21.0 | It was a long time. |
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