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Good Children

How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.02.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Let's take it to 2008 for a second and dissect the very alarming reality of growing up (whether you want to or not). Stretch marks, being 12 at Retro Fitness, the 5 gum trade, pulling up your pants, getting scoobed, playing with toys in a godly way, and more.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

So we're going to be in LA on March 20th.

0:02.8

Yep.

0:03.3

Tickets are available in Lincoln Bio.

0:04.8

We're going to be in San Francisco on April 2nd.

0:07.4

Second.

0:08.5

Tickets are available at the Lincoln Bio.

0:09.8

We're going to be in Boston on April 27th.

0:12.0

And we have it? Andrew's 27th birthday.

0:13.9

My 27th birthday you guys is three days later so it's my birthday weekend.

0:18.5

It's going to be a crazy experience, the Taurus energy in the room.

0:22.8

Yeah.

0:23.8

I can't wait.

0:24.6

And it's basically my second homecoming.

0:26.6

It's a homecoming show.

0:27.6

It is a homecoming show.

0:28.8

Yeah.

0:29.8

15 minutes ago, you were comparing me to a hamster and nothing about that was an insult and you know that.

0:36.3

In a cute way rodent features. Okay. You don't even know that.

0:39.6

I was I was thinking like a little bit like I have a cheek and I like I'm you if you needed

0:45.8

I love a cheek for sure like if you need to fit a full baby carrot up there

0:51.1

Hamster's eye I'm sure you have a full baby carrot you're considering you a few

0:56.8

baby exactly if you were but if you were a hamster they can shove a full baby

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