How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Let's take it to 2008 for a second and dissect the very alarming reality of growing up (whether you want to or not). Stretch marks, being 12 at Retro Fitness, the 5 gum trade, pulling up your pants, getting scoobed, playing with toys in a godly way, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So we're going to be in LA on March 20th.
0:02.8	Yep.
0:03.3	Tickets are available in Lincoln Bio.
0:04.8	We're going to be in San Francisco on April 2nd.
0:07.4	Second.
0:08.5	Tickets are available at the Lincoln Bio.
0:09.8	We're going to be in Boston on April 27th.
0:12.0	And we have it? Andrew's 27th birthday.
0:13.9	My 27th birthday you guys is three days later so it's my birthday weekend.
0:18.5	It's going to be a crazy experience, the Taurus energy in the room.
0:22.8	Yeah.
0:23.8	I can't wait.
0:24.6	And it's basically my second homecoming.
0:26.6	It's a homecoming show.
0:27.6	It is a homecoming show.
0:28.8	Yeah.
0:29.8	15 minutes ago, you were comparing me to a hamster and nothing about that was an insult and you know that.
0:36.3	In a cute way rodent features. Okay. You don't even know that.
0:39.6	I was I was thinking like a little bit like I have a cheek and I like I'm you if you needed
0:45.8	I love a cheek for sure like if you need to fit a full baby carrot up there
0:51.1	Hamster's eye I'm sure you have a full baby carrot you're considering you a few
0:56.8	baby exactly if you were but if you were a hamster they can shove a full baby
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