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🗓️ 18 April 2023
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Jackie is away at therapy camp and decides to go out with a bang. She discovers ground beef under her breasts, has a pedicure emergency with Grandma Gloria and reflects on a problematic science project.
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0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
0:15.5 | I'm probably currently rocking back and forth in the fetal position, clutching my leather |
0:21.6 | mole skin, just trauma dumping on my new friends at therapy camp. But hey, I'm still here and we're |
0:29.8 | still talking shit. So you're going to have to wait for the new me next week. Until then, |
0:34.5 | here she fucking glows. Go Bob bat up. I was going to say goes and then I was going to say |
0:40.1 | blows. So what do you get? Glows. She is glowing. You know, I'm going to say something extremely |
0:46.8 | jappy. Jappily ever after. Jappy go lucky. Are we not allowed to say the term jappy anymore? Guess |
0:53.6 | what? I don't give three eighths of a fuck. I'm holding on to it. There are some other words I'd |
0:57.6 | like to bring back as well. I'm just going to wait. You know, I'm going to parse those out |
1:04.8 | in my own time. But I think if you connect the dots, you can figure out which words I'm trying to |
1:11.2 | bring back. Obviously nothing racially insensitive or problematic. But just like general nostalgic terms |
1:18.7 | that are, we're maybe popular in the 2000s as adjectives that have no correlation to any type of |
1:28.0 | mental disability or a group of people. But just like if we could, if we could differentiate the two |
1:36.8 | and just bring it back casually, it's something I'm interested in and I would like to start a march. |
1:43.0 | One of them being jappy, which actually is slightly problematic. But because I'm part of the |
1:48.6 | community of the jappy community, I'm allowed to fucking say it along with many other words. |
1:54.8 | I feel like a moral obligation to invite all of the women at galsons at my local galsons to my |
2:00.0 | baby shower. Jackie, you're having a baby shower? Yes. I, you know, I dabbled with it. I feel awkward |
2:07.1 | about registering for things. I feel awkward about like I'm not opening gifts in front of people. |
2:12.0 | I find that to be so bizarre, especially in a baby shower. Like nobody cares about like the baby |
2:18.8 | braza that you registered for. It's not even fun. It's awkward. Opening gifts at a party in general |
2:25.2 | is so fucking awkward. We're not playing any games. I gave very specific instruction to my best |
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