SILVER ALERT.
Bitch Bible
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4.6 • 14.6K Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Jackie is back from a home reno 5150 and ready to get cancelled! She recounts Grandma Gloria almost being abducted, her new problematic event planning business and why Mindy Kaling should stop hiking ASAP.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:02.8 | This one's for you, Richard, whether you have a few weeks old puppy or a senior who's seen |
| 0:07.1 | multiple decades, like by baby handsome, any dog person like me knows the most valuable thing |
| 0:11.8 | in the world is spending time with your pet. The farmer's dog makes it easy to keep them healthy, |
| 0:16.2 | which can give you more quality years with them. The farmer's dog makes and delivers fresh, |
| 0:20.6 | healthy dog food. It is recommended by Vets nutritionally balanced and made from human |
| 0:25.0 | greed ingredients in safe, clean kitchens. It is the absolute best option for dogs at all |
| 0:31.4 | life stages. It's not kibble, it's not canned goo, it's just real food. Okay. Richard lives by this, |
| 0:40.8 | swears by this, cries for this, lives for this. You got to feed your dog the best because they are |
| 0:47.1 | the best. What would we do without them? Okay, it doesn't matter if your dog is younger old. |
| 0:51.8 | It is always the right time to begin investing in their health, helping you live more healthy, |
| 0:55.8 | happy and full years together in harmony, honey. Get 50% off your first box at thefarmersdog.com |
| 1:02.6 | slash Bible. Once again, for 50 that is 50% off your first box at thefarmersdog.com slash Bible. |
| 1:22.2 | She has trudged through the ashes, through the dust, through the plastic, through the fumes, |
| 1:31.2 | and she is back where she belongs in front of a god damn microphone, inhaling dust and other various |
| 1:37.5 | particles of toxicity. But god damn it, I missed you. I am so sorry I missed last week. I was |
| 1:44.0 | physically, mentally and metaphorically unable to record last week. I came home, I did, |
| 1:53.4 | I went to Austin for the deer media in real life summit and ripped a few assholes apart and then |
| 2:02.6 | came back home and had what can only be described as a nervous breakdown. I landed home, I drove |
| 2:11.2 | to my house, I got in here, I mean, and this is like annoying and finger off the pulse Bethany |
| 2:18.0 | Frankla Jason because nobody wants to hear me complain about like my home renovation. But I got |
| 2:24.0 | so overwhelmed with just, you know, deadlines and checks and dust and people and fumes and moving |
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