"Oh Scary!"

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Jackie is dealing with pregnancy body shaming after a verbally abusive "masseuse" objectifies her. She also deals with her on again off again stalker, runs into CHERYL, gives a fun diabetic update and covers Met Gala fashion!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:20.3	Top of the goddamn morning to you.
0:22.5	I am currently sitting in the darkness covered in plastic essentially.
0:28.6	It is 548 AM on a Monday morning.
0:31.9	Rise and shine and sing out your glory.
0:34.1	Remember when I used to say how I like to surround myself with no people?
0:38.7	I would like to go on record and retract that sentiment because there is no place for no people
0:48.9	when you are almost eight months pregnant.
0:51.5	Jackie, why are you podcasting at 548 AM on a fucking Monday? That's a great question, Katie.
0:58.6	That is because I have a crew of about 43 men that I will be offering sexual favors to
1:05.6	to speed up this home renovation process because spoiler alert.
1:10.1	I'm on the edge of diabetes and I'm hanging on a moment with you.
1:17.2	I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge.
1:24.6	I'm on the edge of gestational diabetes.
1:30.6	You're welcome.
1:31.6	Barely pass my three hour glucose test.
1:34.6	If you are not with child, there's this test you have to do to see how your placenta
1:41.5	is filtering sugar. I don't really know.
1:43.6	I don't ask a lot of questions.
1:44.7	I'm not a fucking doctor.
1:46.9	I failed with flying colors.
1:49.7	The first one hour test went back, did the three hour.
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